Speeches

by Dave Phillips to the tune of "Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States of America:

My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Leia, and I give alot of speeches...
My name's Princess Layyy-ah, and I give a lot of speeeeches...

Well, Han Solo, he's my man
Flies a rusty old tin can
The Millenium Fal-connnnnnn

Then you have this guy named Luke
He's a Jedi, that's no fluke
Cause, you see he's Vader's sonnnnnnnnn

Got a droid named 3-P-Oh
Talks too much, and he's so slow
Then again, that's his funk-shunnnnnnnnnn

Crazy old hermit named Ben
Was a Jedi, way back when
Won't you help me Obi-Wannnnnnnnnnn

Got a droid, R2D2
He got the death star plans on through
To the Rebels on Yav-unnnnnnnnn

Saw my homeworld blown away
Tell the story every day
To my daughter and two sonnnnnnnnns

That's my story, sad but true
Now tell me, what would you do
If you kissed your brother with your tonnnnnnnnngue