To the tune of Stayin' Alive
Luke:Well you can tell by the way that I hang my hand I'm a cyborged man, oh yes I am You can see my sabers bare I give all I can, I give all I can I give all I can, yes I do but I teach a JUW(Jedi Univercity for Women) Ya outta' see my princess shes over by my big X- Wing
Chourus:Whether your a Imp or whether your a Rebel your payin' Jedi, Payin' Jedi Big city spender or little Jawa squenger your payin' Jedi, Payin' Jedi, Ah ah ah ah payin' Jedi, payin' Jedi Ah ah ah ah payin' Jediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii You'd better pay theeemmm, and don't belay theeemmm Payin' Jedi!!!!
Luke:Well I once met this guy named Obi-Wan Told him I wanted to fight, told 'im I wasn't liein', he said 'Oh ya better watch what yer tryin' or you may find yourself a fryin, ya better check yer own heart an give yourself a brand new start',
Chourus
Ackbar:Well when I give to the ones who are really fine 'cause it's not mine, no it's not mine Vader wants to make me think I want every dime, every dime, but my Jedi say 'ya have recived, ya did not need the Saturn V, we only met to do your best and we'll see that your truly blessed'
Chourus(dying away)