(sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsoody, by Queen)
Lando: This is the good life This is a fantasy Working on Bespin An escape from Reality. Leia: Open your eyes Stand up to their guys and see. Luke: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy Cus who's my dad, I dunno Little whine, little moan. Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me
Piett: Vader just killed a man. Raised an arm up in the air Now his life is no longer there. Vader, we had just begun, And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum. Vader, oooooooo. Did mean too make you mad If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow, There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.
Yoda: Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time. Luke: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go Gootta leave you all behind and learn the Force. Piett: Vader, ooooooooooo, I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor? Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me! R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me. Rebels: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family. Spare him this life of such mundacity! Han: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go. Jabba: Boo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go) Han: Let me go! Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go) Han: Let me go! Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go) Han: LET ME GO! Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GOO! Han: LET ME GO! Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO! Han: LET ME GO! Jabba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
C-3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along. Leia: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeee, for meeee. for MEEEEEEEEEE!
(Stormtroopers start headbanging)
Luke: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine? But you cut my hand off and left me to die! Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader. I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.
Obiwan: May the Force be with you. Use the Force to see. May the Force be with you, May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.
Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter, to meeeeeeeeeee.
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