Moister farm De-Owen

(sung by C-3PO to the tune of "Hotel California")
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On a hot desert planet
(I was not quite sure where)
Smell of bantha fodder
Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a flickering light.
I threw my arms up and I yelled real loud,
A Sandcrawler was in sight!
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I woke up inside the transport,
And hit my head with a BONK!
They got a lotta pretty, pretty droids,
(One called "Gonk").
Then they opened the hatchway
("Step down . . . watch your head.")
The two guys standing there were buying me.
That's when the little one said:
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"Welcome to the Moisture Farm de Owen.
Such a boring place (such a boring place)
Wish I was in space.
Plenty of room at the Moisture Farm de Owen
Any time of year (any time of year)
It's hot as hell in here."
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Artoo went looking for Obi,
(But boy, that oil bath felt good)
When Luke got pummeled he was rescued
By this old coot in a hood.
Then we found all those Jawas,
dead by their van.
"These marks, too accurate for Sandpeople . . .
Musta been Darth Vader's plan."
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Welcome to the Moisture Farm de Owen
Such a lengthy trip (such a lengthy trip)
Burned to a crisp.
There's smoke rising out of the Moisture Farm de Owen
"Where's my Aunt and Unc? . . . (where's my aunt and unc)
Oh, they're now defunct."
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(slows down)
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When Luke came back from the homestead,
He really looked pretty glum.
"You would've been killed as well, Luke . . .
There's nothing you could have done."
So we went to Mos Eisley,
To try and hitch us a ride.
That's when we met up with Han Solo, and a
Big hairy oaf by his side!
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(bongo riff, speeds up)
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Last thing I remember, I was
Hiding behind a door.
I had to find a passage back to
Docking Bay 94.
"Blip blip," said the spy man, and the
Troopers gathered around.
They started shooting at our pilot . . .
We couldn't get off the ground!!!
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(long guitary ending)
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