"Friends with white-helmeted Faces"
To the tune of "Friends in low places" by Garth Brooks
Sung by Darth Vader when Han, Leia, Chewie, and Lando meet him by
surprise "for refreshments" in Cloud City in ESB.
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Blame it all on your pack, I showed up in black,
And ruined your Bespin affair.
You trusted Lando, nowhere can you go,
He sold you out on a deal that's unfair!
And I saw the surprise, and the fear in your eyes
With the Dark Side I pulled in your gun.
I'll toast all of you, cause soon Luke will be thru
And now the Rebellion is done!
Cause I got friends with white-helmeted faces
With big blaster rifles and armor-shelled cases.
Got nothing to say? Well, that's okay!
Yeah, I'm not big on Senatorial graces,
But I'm protected by my TIE fighter aces!
Yeah, I got friends with white-helmeted faces.
Hey Han, there is Fett, you'll be shipped cold and wet
And delivered to Jabba the Hutt.
Leia, you'll be gone, just like Alderaan
If you don't keep your mouth shut!
Chewie, your ears, a ringing you'll hear
You'll be crying and let out a squeal.
And Lando you swine, don't feed me your lines
Pray I don't alter further this deal!
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